July 2009
7 posts
gotta love STEWIE
Guy on Airplane: Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby.
Stewie: What did you just say?
Lois: Stewie, stop fussing.
Stewie: Pipe down Lois. (Slaps guy on head.) Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can't hear me now. I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next 5 hours, you're my bitch.
omg this is hilarious :L
Meg (about Peter being retarded): I can never go to school again!
Stewie: Oh, yes, Meg, yes-yes yes, everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes, yes, THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation, not your years of grotesque appearance, or your awkward social graces, or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses, no no no, it's THIS. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.
'gaga, in the room' 'BROWN GIRL IN THE RING!...
lrrndggn:
- Everyone was singing lady gaga. Rachel was singing a different song.
what is that song
today
it was a brilliant day today
until i was milkilised by a girl in destress
now im sour
and i have ripped boxer-short
i have several thousand nettle stings
and my arm is swelling
what a bloody eventful day
today
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